So, I was watching vids on Youtube when I came across Shut Up and Drive by Rihana. You know, before she got into her phase of singing bad music. Back then, the lyrics made since in her songs. But I digress. The reason why I am posting this is because it was the beginning of my saddness this afternoon. Rihana is so beautiful and skinny. Not that all skinny people are pretty, but slimness is a major attraction. First Stage of Saddness.
Then, as if to top off my growing weariness, some guy knocks on my door and asks to see one of my family friends. The girl in question is a really attractive 13 year old, who could acutally pass for an adult. Second Stage of Saddness. And the Rest is history.
Oh, yeah, and did I also mention how skinny and hot the college girls I saw were, when I went to visit the campus. MUST LOSE WEIGHT FAST.
I’m thinking crash diet. But I’ll confess: How will I survive? I can’t even stick to a diet for an entire week.
